{"product_id":"the-tit-mom-hat","title":"The Tit-Mom Hat","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003eSome hats try too hard. This one doesn't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003eThe tufted titmouse carries itself with an effortless confidence — no fuss, no flash, just presence. That's exactly what the Tit-Mom Hat delivers. Worn-in from the first time you put it on, perfectly relaxed, and unmistakably TTG.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLow Profile. Loud Purpose.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003eThis isn't your average dad hat. It's a mom hat — and around here, that means something. Soft, broken-in, and built for the woman who shows up ready whether she's on the course, on the sideline, or somewhere in between. The Two Tits Golf crest sits right where it belongs — front and center, no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Details That Make It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class='\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0' list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\u003e\n\u003cli class='\"font-claude-response-body' whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\u003e100% washed cotton — impossibly soft with that perfect lived-in feel from day one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class='\"font-claude-response-body' whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\u003eUnstructured low-profile 6-panel design that fits like it's always been yours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class='\"font-claude-response-body' whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\u003ePre-curved visor with 6 rows of stitching — clean lines, zero fuss\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class='\"font-claude-response-body' whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\u003eMatching fabric strap with antique brass metal buckle for an adjustable, refined finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class='\"font-claude-response-body' whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\u003eTonal undervisor and sweatband for a polished look all the way through\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class='\"font-claude-response-body' whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\u003eBuilt for custom embroidery — the TTG crest lands perfectly on this canvas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWear the Mission\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003eEvery Tit-Mom Hat purchase supports Cornell Lab of Ornithology's Merlin Bird ID App — protecting the birds that inspired this brand and the wild spaces where the game is played.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade to order. Made with intention. Zero waste, zero shortcuts.\u003c\/em\u003eProduction takes approximately one week. Tracking sent as soon as it's on its way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class='\"border-border-200' border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\u003e\n\u003cp class='\"font-claude-response-body' break-words whitespace-normal leading-\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlay Bold. Stand for Something.\u003c\/em\u003eTwo Tits Golf — twotitsgolf.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Apliiq","offers":[{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":55724347195465,"sku":"APQ-5910795S34A1","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Powder Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":55724347228233,"sku":"APQ-5910796S34A1","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ One Size","offer_id":55724347261001,"sku":"APQ-5910797S34A1","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/8793\/5817\/files\/5910795_6226.jpg?v=1780855945","url":"https:\/\/two-tits-golf-llc.myshopify.com\/products\/the-tit-mom-hat","provider":"Two Tits Golf, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}